Welcome to your Official MAGA Midterms News Service
Smell the Greatness, and the Gunpowder.
July 11, 2022
In my early writing days on Medium (before my account got suspended), I used to pride myself on being the smart-ass Aussie who triggered all the Americans by mocking their sacred politics.
This required going full and unashamedly MAGA, and I have never looked back since. And no, it’s not about Orange Man (anymore): leaving aside his unique and transcendent comedic value, he is as dead to me as every other shameless elite Germ Conspiracy pusher.
I mean the real MAGAs, the ones who booed Trump without hesitation when he told them to go and get poisoned. No-one gets a more undeserving wrap than these guys. They just want their country back, as it was originally created and intended: God, white, proud, full of guns and devoid of Government intervention in everyday life. I understand why the Globalists and the Libs find this culture so threatening (enticing?), but you are fighting a losing battle guys/girls/other: remember, the guns.
If MAGA get their wish, if they succeed in withdrawing their nation from world affairs, the world will breathe a huge sigh of relief accordingly (after which it will then have to face up to the whole Israel thing). Sure, the need to redirect all that previously externalised destructive energy will push America onto a path of internalised cultural warfare, but you guys got this, no dramas.
So, as the mid-terms loom — ominous with anticipation — I feel compelled to cheer on from afar again.
And how can a conspiracy theorist not? This is where the action is.
Slowly but surely, the real election fraud narrative — not the disinfo-laden psy-op that Orange Man and friends pushed in the early days to deliberate muddy the waters — continues to unfold: seemingly minor wins in State cases, creating precedents that potentially become cases for State decertification, and/or potentially lead to future Supreme Court cases to be looked at favourably by Conservative-leaning Judges.
We don’t have any recent evidence of note that SCOTUS is now Conservative-leaning though, do we? Lolz. Who knows, if the MAGAS crush the mid-terms, they might just go straight to Martial Law and Military Tribunals.
In the meantime, Team Orange Man continues to tempt fate, hinting at future reinstatement and pushing the batshit crazy Dems even further towards the self-destructive Nuclear Option of an arrest warrant and possible public perp walk.
And then we get to Sleepy Joe… or should that now be Pedo Pete? Lordie — they really are trying irredeemably tarnish the highest office in the land, aren’t they? This ending definitely won’t be for the squeamish.
I’ll be here for it, don’t worry. And my winnings, Betfair.