Ding Dong, the Lizard Queen is Dead

Show some respect, guys.

Plenty of your typical un-wholesome conspiracy types are currently celebrating the entirely authentic, unplanned and unscripted demise of the head of our Commonwealth’s archonic elite bloodline ruling pedo dynasty. I will have none of that, and will thus lead by example.

Sure, it is easy to point out how effectively she has enabled kiddy fiddlers both inside and outside of her inner circle.

Sure, it is fun to look and back at that time when the royals pranked the world by explicitly implying that Kate had just given birth to the seed of Satan.

Sure, this death announcement seems perfectly, perhaps even suspiciously timed to distract from other imploding elite narratives.

But, just like Orange Man (bless his Fake Antichrist socks), we need to be the bigger trolls here.

Anyway, let’s leave the final word to arch-lizard David Icke.

Ding dong!

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