Faking the Orange Antichrist
If you haven't watched Donnie Darko, you may want to after this.
Let me begin a potentially quite spicy post with a unifying statement: Donald Trump — the now undisputed Germ Conspiracist-in-Chief — is the most important person in the world.
If you were to argue with me, I would assume it would only be on a technicality: “hmm well there is his mate Vlad the Invader”; “what a stupid premise lol, who cares who the most important person in the world is”; “don’t encourage him, please, that’s exactly what he wants”; “no, YOU, ME, WE are the most important person in the world!” etc.
But you wouldn’t argue against the basic premise of the statement: the Orange Man is one of the greatest actors in the sublimely (if sometimes traumatically) ridiculous theatre that is playing out on our oblate-spheroid-holospheric home — a figure that is able to unleash duality within the human population to an extent that requires the inevitable and essential Biblical question: is this dude the Antichrist?
Obviously, I’m not the first one to go here. It seems almost cliche to invoke the AC card in regards to political figures, but — as my grifter boss told me when I worked for that pyramid scheme sales company — every No brings you closer to a Yes. And what better Antichrist card would there be to pull than the Trump card (at this point, the script really does start to write itself).
“Nah but the Antichrist isn’t a real person or persons it’s a state of consciousness antithetical to Christ Consciousness or something” AH NO that’s what it means for you (and that’s cool) but prophecy operates at multiple levels so don’t you dare ruin my fun. No-one ventures down a wombat hole for conservative readings of religious scripture, and none shall you receive here. May I suggest that if we understand the Bible (and similar religious texts) as protocols that reflect both individual and collective realities, we might start making more sense of this chaos.
When considering the context in which the Bible was originally compiled, including many non-canonical texts, its clear that many believed the Antichrist to be a real historical figure, who did/will act as the Harbinger for the Apocalypse (If you think I am above referring you to Wikipedia in this regard, you are wrong). More importantly, many also believe this today, and humanity is quite good at manifesting things it has decided to be true into existence.
“Dude you realise they do this stuff deliberately to troll religious people” dude you are preaching to the converted (pun intended): here’s almost 3000 words on how the elites manipulate and deceive religious groups by deliberately fulfilling prophecy, with 9/11 being the most compelling example.
So, to be clear: the main point of this article is not to argue that Orange Man is the literal Antichrist — it really does feel a bit on the nose, while he is still pushing the Jibby Jab so relentlessly. If he does truly fulfil (or is fulfilling) such related prophecies, the more important questions seem to be some combination of: how/why?
The “how” is a tricky one, although Simulation Theory is surprisingly helpful. I have come to understand religious prophecy as something akin to a Simulation code: programming that has already been written for the future. If you understand the coding — understand that it is coding — you could use it to your advantage: exactly what the elites are doing to manipulate and deceive many believers right now (and will continue to, until the real Apocalypse software kicks in, assuming it is real and not the greatest spiritual doomer psy-op in cosmic history).
So, even if you are triggered by religion, may I suggest you don’t throw the baby out with the Biblical bath water: a lot of religious prophecy is and will continue to come true. Whether this is being done by the “Will of God”, through our collective belief in the prophecy and its subsequent manifestation, or by illuminated Freemasons trolling the sheep is irrelevant: world events start making a lot more sense (and become a lot more entertaining).
So, getting over ourselves, and opening ourselves up to having some fun: holy moly, if you can’t make a spicy esoteric case that The Don is destined to be the (Fake) Orange Antichrist.
May I introduce you to an account that is pretty much the only reason I am still on Twitter — and, in our current FBI-compromised times, I have started checking every morning for my Fake Orange Antichrist Timeline updates.
Of course, speaking of the Feds, it is quite possible that the account is just another 3 letter agency psy-op in Paltering: schizoposting spicy truths (with a healthy does of gematria and occult symbolism to boot) wrapped in a religious worldview that keeps people locked in to the external saviour complex, waiting for a saviour that will never arrive. The next logical step in The Bible Conspiracy, in other words.
Nonetheless, psy-op or not: he/she/it has certainly done their homework — if this stuff interests you and you have nothing better to do, I would highly recommend losing an hour or two, starting at the pinned thread and burrowing in from there.
Given no-one has time for that, let’s pull out some particularly spicy examples.
The most compelling evidence that prophetic phuckery is afoot when it comes, not just to Orange Man, but to the Trumps as whole is the mysterious book series published around the 1900s — which tells the tale of a boy called Baron Trump and foretells the coming of an outsider President who will bring down the United States.
I actually wrote about these books and the grander theory that Orange Man is an interdimensional time traveller during my peak MAGA phase (also recommended for anyone who still thinks we are looking at the real Sleepy Joe, a key point to remember as we watch the scriptwriters descend his hapless character into the gates of Hades).
Still with me? There is a fair bit to unpack here, I know, but it gets better.
Here is the clincher, the reason why the Fake Orange Antichrist is and was always going to be my new favourite conspiracy, and why I am unashamedly all-in on the psy-op, again (just like I was with Q), because the psy-op is just too fucking good to resist: the movie Donnie Darko — for a long time my favourite movie — is actually a coded Masonic disclosure about Orange Man’s Biblical station.
IT WAS RIGHT THERE IN THE TITLE THE WHOLE TIME HOW DID I NOT SEE IT.
Unless you were an early 2000s emo boi, you really wouldn’t understand how big of a deal this is.
Show me another movie that represents the peak of two sibling actors at once — Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal — a dynamic (quite possibly drawing on real dinner-time exchanges) that produced the flawless “suck a fuck” scene:
Show me another movie that has a psychopathic telepathic rabbit called Frank (never has the rabbit archetype been so sullied, with the possible exception of Watership Down), which actually represents the voice of “God” instructing Donnie to burn the world to the ground:
Show me another movie that has a soundtrack this fucking perfect: Under The Milky Way, Head Over Heels, and of course the non-Tears for Fears cover of Mad World, which may only be bettered by Visceral Adventure’s recent effort:
I’m swearing a lot here I know, and that was at least one too many YouTube links, but such is my desire for you to understand how big of a deal this is. Because it is all there: not just in Donnie’s name (his full name is Donald J. Darko), but in his character: brooding, unhinged, a clear threat to society, but also unmistakably based and badass — so, basically, Orange Man. One of the films most iconic scenes finishes with Donnie literally accusing the grifting evangelical of being the “fucking Antichrist”.
Honestly, you can’t make this stuff up… or can you?
We have one perhaps fatal flaw in the Orange Antichrist Conspiracy: the Antichrist is not just the Great Deceiver, but also the Great Unifier. To thusly suggest that the most divisive political figure in history (apologies to Adolf) could end up unifying the populace seems like gaslighting.
Could lefties ever have a come to (Inverted) Jesus moment and get behind their former #1 adversary? It would first require his complete humiliation — the absolute destruction of his public persona, and probably with it the American Dream that he has come to represent.
Remember, the godless left are as religious as anyone: they dream of converting the enemy to their side. Imagine if the Emotional Abuser-in-Chief ended up going woke and broke? They couldn’t resist.
If that still feels like Gaslighting, then… ok, I give up. Maybe it is all a show, a game, and act of ruthless trolling by the elites.
So: Why?
Maybe, just like they did to Christians and Muslims with 9/11, they are using the Orange Man to again cause confusion and contention between different religiously-minded groups: in this case, pitting the Trust The Orange Man Plan Q crowd against the Donnie Darkened Orange Antichrist crowd — when in reality The Don is just the greatest troll in Simulated history.
Maybe, it’s all part of an agenda to make us believe we are actually in the Apocalypse — to jack up fear, to normalise chaos and destruction, to prepare the masses for a false, NWO-sanctioned “1000 Years of Peace” that is waiting just around the corner — when what we are actually seeing are the logical and unavoidable consequences of the Germ Conspiracists trying to rollout a shitty depopulation exercise.
Maybe the Apocalypse is simply false programming inserted into the matrix as a loosh-jacking exercise, and humanity never needs to pass through such a harrowing set of preordained circumstances.
Or maybe, just maybe… us Apocalypse-chasers won’t end up being the crazy ones. Maybe the Antichrist prophecy is real, and it is being fulfilled by the Orange Man. BUT, in our ADHD, attention starved world — we just want everything right now, even if that includes the End of the World — we actually just need to be a bit more patient, and we might start to see a grander script at play: one where the drama we see before us now is just a prelude, a taster, for when the real Trump Card finally takes the world stage.
