The Shemitah Conspiracy Pt 2: Recap and Reflection
Where does this most recent seven-year psy-op cycle sit on the official DTWH Spice-O-Meter?
September 30 2022
Suggested background listening, because we are all sick of the Greenday version
Well, fellow diggers: we made it through our current iteration of the Shemitah September Psy-op relatively in tact, which means it is time to take stock and assess the damage as we move into the escalated stage of the Fake Apocalypse Timeline (i.e. Red October).
2001
It goes without saying that our 2001 Shemitah iteration sits on top of the official Down the Wombat Hole Spice-O-Meter, given it lays claim to the most sophisticated religious psy-op in modern history: a mass casualty loosh-harvesting event simultaneously trolling both Christians and Muslims by deliberately fulfilled various Biblical prophecies in order to smoothly transition our Simulation into the End Times. Verdict:
2008
Not quite “blame bearded Muslim terrorists with boxcutters” level of fuckery — nonetheless, the world-wide collapse of the economic system exactly 7 years later is a satanic feat worthy of recognition, if not respect. Verdict:
2015
Bit of a fizzer really, politically and economically. Culturally? Stephen Colbert took over The Late Show on 8th, while Trevor Noah took over The Daily Show on the 28th: make of that (and this) what you wish:
7 years you say?
Verdict:
2022
The demise of the Lizard Queen, again on the 8th, was an early sign that we might be back in business. Sure enough, smack bang on the day of Rosh Hashanah — the Jewish New Year — they thought it would be fun to blow up an undersea pipeline.
Not bad: even if it wasn’t the Orange Man-tinged event I was hoping for. Verdict:
So, where does this leave us?
After a brief hiatus, it appears The Shemitah Conspiracy is alive and well, with all signs point to an absolute belter in 2029: perhaps even a bounce back to eye watering and tongue burning spice of 2001.
Too long to wait? Don’t be so sure; as Billy Joe reminded us (in what must now be understood as our official Shemitah pop culture disclosure artefact):