Wholistic Birth Chart Reading

$250.00

The Full Wombat!

Your Wholistic Birth Chart Reading comes in the form of a Professional and Personalised Report, founded on almost 2 decades of Interdisciplinary Academic Research (hello Saturn in the 9th House). It serves as both a Manual for understanding the Science, Art and Mythology of Astrology; as well as a summary of your own Individual Astrological Identity.

Your Reading includes:

  • An introduction of the Geocentric Cosmology of the Skyclock;

  • My “Harmonising the Heavens” manifesto on wholesomely integrating various branches of Astrology into a single working model;

  • A “Wholesome Astrology 101” breakdown of every core component of your Wholistic Birth Chart Reading;

  • A visual exploration of your Primary Celestial Archetypes, Major Planetary Aspects, House Occupants and Lunar Node Life Path;

  • A fun and potentially provocative digression into your unique “Lunar Life Lessons”;

  • Your personalised “Archetypal Journey” that weaves together into a coherent narrative your past, present and future Planetary Transits and where they are activated in your chart;

  • Narrated screen recordings of your Natal and Transit charts to talk you through your primary Archetypes and Aspects.

  • Creative, witty and only occasionally savage 3-line summaries of the positive and negative Archetypal expressions of the Planets in the Signs, House and in Aspect.

  • Plus a series of “Heavenly Haikus” among other easter eggs waiting to be found.

My life has benefited immensely from a true understanding of Astrology, and I am fortunate to be in the position to pass on this gift to others.

Please allow up to 6 weeks for your reading to be delivered. Beyond that: passive-aggressive emails are welcomed to isaac.mids@gmail.com.

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The Full Wombat!

Your Wholistic Birth Chart Reading comes in the form of a Professional and Personalised Report, founded on almost 2 decades of Interdisciplinary Academic Research (hello Saturn in the 9th House). It serves as both a Manual for understanding the Science, Art and Mythology of Astrology; as well as a summary of your own Individual Astrological Identity.

Your Reading includes:

  • An introduction of the Geocentric Cosmology of the Skyclock;

  • My “Harmonising the Heavens” manifesto on wholesomely integrating various branches of Astrology into a single working model;

  • A “Wholesome Astrology 101” breakdown of every core component of your Wholistic Birth Chart Reading;

  • A visual exploration of your Primary Celestial Archetypes, Major Planetary Aspects, House Occupants and Lunar Node Life Path;

  • A fun and potentially provocative digression into your unique “Lunar Life Lessons”;

  • Your personalised “Archetypal Journey” that weaves together into a coherent narrative your past, present and future Planetary Transits and where they are activated in your chart;

  • Narrated screen recordings of your Natal and Transit charts to talk you through your primary Archetypes and Aspects.

  • Creative, witty and only occasionally savage 3-line summaries of the positive and negative Archetypal expressions of the Planets in the Signs, House and in Aspect.

  • Plus a series of “Heavenly Haikus” among other easter eggs waiting to be found.

My life has benefited immensely from a true understanding of Astrology, and I am fortunate to be in the position to pass on this gift to others.

Please allow up to 6 weeks for your reading to be delivered. Beyond that: passive-aggressive emails are welcomed to isaac.mids@gmail.com.

The Full Wombat!

Your Wholistic Birth Chart Reading comes in the form of a Professional and Personalised Report, founded on almost 2 decades of Interdisciplinary Academic Research (hello Saturn in the 9th House). It serves as both a Manual for understanding the Science, Art and Mythology of Astrology; as well as a summary of your own Individual Astrological Identity.

Your Reading includes:

  • An introduction of the Geocentric Cosmology of the Skyclock;

  • My “Harmonising the Heavens” manifesto on wholesomely integrating various branches of Astrology into a single working model;

  • A “Wholesome Astrology 101” breakdown of every core component of your Wholistic Birth Chart Reading;

  • A visual exploration of your Primary Celestial Archetypes, Major Planetary Aspects, House Occupants and Lunar Node Life Path;

  • A fun and potentially provocative digression into your unique “Lunar Life Lessons”;

  • Your personalised “Archetypal Journey” that weaves together into a coherent narrative your past, present and future Planetary Transits and where they are activated in your chart;

  • Narrated screen recordings of your Natal and Transit charts to talk you through your primary Archetypes and Aspects.

  • Creative, witty and only occasionally savage 3-line summaries of the positive and negative Archetypal expressions of the Planets in the Signs, House and in Aspect.

  • Plus a series of “Heavenly Haikus” among other easter eggs waiting to be found.

My life has benefited immensely from a true understanding of Astrology, and I am fortunate to be in the position to pass on this gift to others.

Please allow up to 6 weeks for your reading to be delivered. Beyond that: passive-aggressive emails are welcomed to isaac.mids@gmail.com.