Conspiratorial Christmas Haikus
Merriness to all!
The solstice begins
Three days of rest, after which
The Son (sun) returns.
Santa: has to be
Laziest anagram yet.
Try harder baddies.
Imagine if they
Arrested Orange Man Bad
In a Santa hat
If I die in a
Car crash, do not celebrate
With a smashed car, please.
(Technically more relevant to Easter I know)
Names have power, so:
Why would they change the big one?
His name: Yeshua.
Flying reindeers?
Elves, cookies, time meaningless.
Good mushrooms, I think.
My fellow diggers:
Fear not the cycles end.
The rebirth awaits.
