A Quantitative Analysis of the Conspiratorial Preferences of DTWH Readers

Written By Isaac Middle

Let's have some fun fellow diggers, shall we!

September 2 2022

Like many fellow humble Substackers, I enjoy the egalitarian and inclusive nature of making every post free, knowing it makes me morally superior to Berenson and co.

At this point, one can only sit back and admire a master of his craft at work.

Thus, also like many fellow humble Stackers, who spend far more time than they can afford on here instead of doing activities that provide an income, we face a dilemma: do we somehow try and find a way to make a small fortune in fundamentally immoral industries like the Head Virus Pusher Against Clot Shot-er, allowing us to flash our cash around like a paler, balder, nerdier version of Orange Man?

Or: do we work out a way to somehow make a quid?

Of course, no-one wants to go full Berenson/Kirsch (no background checks on those names, please): thus, the transition to shilling your services must be done somewhat tastefully and with a bit of class.

To aid in developing my thoughts re: potential paid-subscriber-only content — should my back up plan of Betfair finally paying out on the rigged 2020 election not eventuate (it will, but still need to cover all bases) — I decided to do a quick Excel quantitative analysis of my post-politics Substack posts to see if there were any salient trends in underlying post theme and likes received.

Some key takeaways about my readership, which may or may not be extrapolated into the broader Covid-dissident community:

  • Pro-weed (and/or anti reefer-madness, virus-pushing grifters);

  • Enjoyers of Anti-Jibby Jab rants (but preferably not about Black Australians);

  • Natural Law Adherents (proud of you guys);

  • Receptive to philosophical digressions, specifically about the overlap between disability and junk food;

  • Prone to Apocalyptic-leaning, MAGA-adjacent content (presumably as long as it doesn’t go full Qtard);

  • Supportive (albeit from small sample sizes) of my future wombat holes in Alternative Earth and Religious History (fuck yeh);

  • Open to further Conspirituality Movie Reviews (with the exception of Tom Cruise, which is unfortunate given Eyes Wide Shut is high on my to-do list);

  • High attachment to and investment in The Germ Conspiracy. Lolz.

Isaac Middle
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