Orange Man and the Jibby Jab
A brief survey of how the Conspiracy World is explaining this unlikely romance.
December 30, 2021.
Have you heard? The conspiracy community is abuzz at the moment.
Because of the Ghislaine Maxwell case? Hmm, not really: while her conviction was undoubtably a massive step towards justice for her many victims, it was a bit of a fizzer from a conspiracy angle; the hopium-addled amount us even dared to believe it might be the trigger for full disclosure to begin.
Instead, the agitation and confusion revolves around one key question: why is Orange Man — the OG anti-vaxxer in many ways — still shilling the Jibby Jab? Denouncements are coming from all angles, not the least from perhaps the most infamous tin foil hat wearer of all, Alex Jones.
The most obvious and reasonable explanation is that he still is, like he always has been, a shameless self-promoter and business opportunist — why would he miss an opportunist to spruik one of his own proudest creations while also leaving him perfectly primed for a comfy cushion in some Big Pharma executive boardroom when he finally loses interest in politics?
Of course, Down the Wombat Hole, we don’t deal with obvious and reasonable explanations, particularly when they mostly come from the doomers and black-pillers. In fact, if we open ourselves up to the 5D Chess world (see here for more info) we realise just what a juicy question it is: because, oh lordie are there some good theories flying around at the moment. Let’s take a quick tour, from least to most outrageous.
(You are going to have to forgive me on my lack of referencing, because when it comes to these topics, sometimes you just have to run with it.)
1) Trump is the Anti-Christ
Really, does this one need further explanation?
This conspiracy is not new, having been originally proposed early in his Presidency by the more progressive wing of Bible Believers (using very rational and convincing scriptural arguments it must be said). It is now being posited more and more, particularly in the evangelical scene — and even before his support of the Jab raised even more concerns.
This touches on a theme we will see throughout each of these conspiracies: the unique ability of the Orange Man to bring people together in the most unlikeliest of ways.
2) The Reverse Orange Kiss of Death (see also: Trump Saves the Libs)
One of the most poisonous actions Trump has made during the pandemic was, in some bizarre but quintessentially Orange Man inversion of logic, his most defensible: to bring attention to promising early ‘Rona treatment options, particularly hydroxychloroquine.
Now, I’m not about to go the whole ‘miracle cure’ route here: I’m a germ theory dissident, and for terrain believers, any pharmaceutical option — whether it be the Jibby Jab, HCQ or even Ivermectin — is ultimately fighting to be the best of a bad bunch. None of them are pathways to health, but more simply options for extending life for a short period of time.
What is absolutely clear when one studies the science is HCQ has the potential to save lives: if used timely and appropriately with care and at the right dosages.
However, nothing did more damage to the ability for HCQ to meet this potential than when it was given the Orange Kiss of Death, which lead to a stunning and depressing cascade of TDS that no early treatment option could ever recover from.
This seems to be the same dilemma, albeit inverted, that he now faces. If you think the anti-Trump pro-jabber Libs are starting to get a bit extreme in their commitment to a failing medical experiment, just imagine the lengths they will be prepared to take their participation if the object of their deepest disgust started to speak out against it, as well.
Perhaps this is simply plain, ruthless logic: if he wants to stop those people from believing in something, it is as simple as him believing in that too. In this case, it might be the only thing that shakes the germ theory diehards out of this spiral.
3) To Unify the Left and Right (see also: Dark to Light Don)
A more nuanced political/spiritual take on the above theory, and one I see a lot of merit to — even though it absolutely lets Trump off the hook when viewed from a medical perspective.
Trump’s most lasting political legacy has been the seemingly irreparable divide that has been created between the traditional Western political left/right dichotomy. So, in the spirit of our new-age-spirited times — dark to light, the integration of the shadow etc. — in only makes sense that he would be the one to bring us all back together, regardless of how ridiculous a pathway it might seem.
If Orange Man’s character in this movie really was intended to be of The Great Triggerer — unleashing repressed emotions for people of all shapes, sizes, colours and orientations — then going full pro-Jibby Jab might be the perfect sign off to his public persona: to single handedly initiate — through a common shared emotional disgust — the singularity collapse point of the conventional political dichotomy.
Don’t think about these theories for too long, they just might start to make sense!
4) The First Arrest (see also: The MAGA Sacrifice to Save America).
The spiritual counterpoint to the Anti-Christ narrative, this is also my favourite: mainly because I was seeding it out into the world (with the tweets to prove it) earlier than almost anyone. Not coincidentally, it is also one for the true Q devotees.
Think about it: the widespread mainstream disclosure of Jibby Jab injuries and deaths is almost upon us, and those currently pushing it — from Sleepy Joe downwards — are already looking for someone to throw under the bus. Who better than their former adversary, who even did them the favour of proudly rushing our this new transhumanist-tinged Jab in record time — thus making him the perfect fall guy for which to cast the first stone onto?
But, the real plot twist: this was the white hat plan all along. For, should the much anticipated Orange Perp Walk to occur in full view of the mainstream-media-entranced world — the Normie wet dream come to life (sorry) — it would be the final trigger for military intervention and mass disclosure event with full EBS (Emergency Broadcasting System) rollout over the much prophesied 10 Days of Darkness — the Conspiracy wet dream come to life!
See how these things work? Unity is inevitable, and if God deems it to be the Orange Man and his hopeless love for the Jibby Jab that brings it about, who are we to argue?